Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

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Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
Author: walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: food PWP
Length: ~700

Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

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Author: reggie11
Genre: I don't even know. Fungus ficlet? There's not even a tag that can cover this.
Rating: R
Word count: approx 690

Author's notes: Blame this entirely on meus_venator. I posted the pic earlier just because I thought it was funny and she demanded I give her mushroom porn! I have no idea if this is what she had in mind because, seriously, how do ( Read more... )

Title: The Great Escape
Author:anniespinkhouse
Pairing: douchebag!Jared/OC
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: crack, abuse (but bear with me)
Summary: Set in the au of the S9 mockumentary and won't make much sense unless you've seen that.
"Jared says he loves him..."
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks. The boys and their alter egos don't ( Read more... )

Title: The true Meaning of Bedspreads

Author: herminekurotowa

Fabulous beta: linvro21

Fandom: RPS, AU

Pairings: Jensen/Jared

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I own everything. Except the boys. And the sun. Oh, there are the nice guys with my white jacket.

Word count: ca. 580

Warnings: schmoop, crack, too many calories

Summary: What happens when Jared gets hungry.

A/N: This is my ( Read more... )

Title Player Number 2: Part Deux
Words: 560 words
Summary: A year later and Jensen's again working Halloween night. It's equally horrifying and satisfying.
Notes: Part of the Player Number 2 Verse, based on this Texts From Last Night post.

Title A State of Calm Prevailing
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13
Pairing Jensen/Jared
Prompt for the Kettle of Trouble at j2_crack, specifically for tipsy_kitty, who wanted a Night Vale fusion with DJ Jensen pining for newly-arrived scientist Jared

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After completing two tough and dark challenges (big bang and evil!Sam) I thought a light cracky, drabble might clear my head before I return to writing some of my neglected projects. So, it's Sunday, sit down, have a coffee with cupcakes, and a 'lil bite of J2.

Title: Forbidden Snack
Author:anniespinkhouse
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: G (All readers)
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Title: Squeak! (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~85
Pairing/Character: two minions
Rating: PG
Genre: AU duh!
Summary: “Squeak squeak SQUEAK squeak'y.”
Note 1: Commentfic for ashtraythief who prompted me: "The POV of a minion!!!!"
Note 2: This drabble is part of the Supervillain!Verse.

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Title: A Good Surprise (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~780
Pairing/Character: Evil!Jensen/ Assistant!Jared, minions.
Rating: NC-17
Genre: J2 AU
Summary: Jensen's newest contraption (and it's effects) are a good surprise for Jared.
Note 1: Commentfic for blackrabbit42 who prompted me: "You know the torture scene from The Princess Bride? ( Read more... )